Quack!

Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel
Rating: T (the linked pictures are M)
Kinks/Warnings: humour, fluff, body jewellery, glitter, crack,craft
Summary: Cas wants to do something special for Dean.

a/n: This is a gift for bendoverandbiteyourgag.
thank you to dreamsfromthebunker and deadmockingbirds1 for the read through, and alessarial

This fic is rated T HOWEVER it contains pictures of naked penises, taking the rating up to an M/R. You have been warned

a/n: and also an entry for spncoldesthits.

the title is taken from François de la Rochefoucauld (French classical author, leading exponent of the Maxime, 1613-1680)
“Great and striking actions which dazzle the eyes are represented by politicians as the effect of great designs, instead of which they are commonly caused by the temper and the passions.
It has nothing to do with the fic, but I looked up quotes about dazzling


~o~

( Castiel squinted )

Title: Sam's not on my mind
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean, (unrelated wincest), Bobby/Ellen
Characters: Sam Campbell, Dean Winchester, John Winchester, Kevin, Bobby, Ellen, Mary Winchester, Castiel, OC
Kinks/Warning: amnesia, fluff, tooth rotting fluff, based on a movie, swearing, mild angst, mild mpreg, humour, slapstick violence, humour, slapstick humour, mpreg, mpreg references, mild mpreg

Synopsis: Sam has dreams. Dreams that don't involve his boat sinking on the other side of the island. Pissed off at the coastguard, he ends up at a rickety local diner and suddenly Sam has only one goal: to woo Dean. The problem? Dean can't remember Sam. Ever.
But Sam's up to the challenge, to somehow make a Sam shaped space in Dean's life.

a/n. I AM SO SORRY! I know this was an mpreg challenge, and mpreg ended up being such a tiny part of it. I did not choose a good movie for writing for this challenge, although I still did have a lot of fun. I hope that it is at least a little enjoyable! Unbeta'd due to disorganisation.


( CHAPTER 1: In Which Our Heroes Meet )